Hello loyal website visitor and Mischa fan! If you have come to this section of the website, then you are looking to contact me.

Could I please at this point, apologise for talking about myself, Mischa, in the 3rd person; it is for website optimisation purposes and basically to get me No.1 in Google! Remember…I have to battle it out against millions of diehard Mischa Barton fans and thousands of diehard Mischa Barton perverts who want to see her baps.

I would also so like to repeat the request on the message board; send me anything from advice up to but not including pure abuse!
So whether you want to say hello or give me friendly criticism …here are my details: